ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY

(via allteensrelate)

"You have to be odd to be number one."
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Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon, via a-rtist)

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via lazypacific)

  • white male:aw showering without me :'(

Drake Help Me Through This