jetlok:

facts that PROVE dogs are evil:

  • small dogs have small hearts. that means big evil. 
  • big dogs = big brains = big thoughts. like murder
  • medium dogs. cant decide whether to be big or small. how can you trust this shifty, indecisive pooch?

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"its not that hard to get a job"
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an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

everyone over 40 (via salem-bambi)

White people

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